Speaksleazy: Valentines that don’t suck

Have you ever tried to find a Valentine’s Day card that doesn’t suck? It’s impossible. Every one of ’em says a bunch of mushy crap aimed at a very specific target audience of old people who are super sentimental about how they’ve somehow managed to not murder each other after 33 years of marriage. And…

A Speaksleazy guide to surviving Thanksgiving

[Welcome to a special Thankgiving edition of SPEAKSLEAZY, where resident relationship/love goddess Nikki Lanka shares her knowledge of how to survive the holidays in the best and sleaziest way possible.] In the very back of my mind, I have a vague memory of when Thanksgiving was just a day for all my older relatives to…

Hot Tub Guy: The quest for the missing hot tub

“Wanna make this really interesting?” The first words out of Kevin Lenahan’s mouth shouldn’t have come as a surprise when I met him at the Front Room on Thursday. After all, Kevin seems to find himself in bizarre situations rather often. The guy did make it onto “SNL” and “The Daily Show” after installing, and…