Speaksleazy: Valentines that don’t suck

Have you ever tried to find a Valentine’s Day card that doesn’t suck? It’s impossible. Every one of ’em says a bunch of mushy crap aimed at a very specific target audience of old people who are super sentimental about how they’ve somehow managed to not murder each other after 33 years of marriage. And…

A Speaksleazy guide to surviving Thanksgiving

[Welcome to a special Thankgiving edition of SPEAKSLEAZY, where resident relationship/love goddess Nikki Lanka shares her knowledge of how to survive the holidays in the best and sleaziest way possible.] In the very back of my mind, I have a vague memory of when Thanksgiving was just a day for all my older relatives to…