Have you ever tried to find a Valentine’s Day card that doesn’t suck? It’s impossible. Every one of ’em says a bunch of mushy crap aimed at a very specific target audience of old people who are super sentimental about how they’ve somehow managed to not murder each other after 33 years of marriage. And…
Welcome to the first Speaksleazy post of spring semester! Yayy! It’s been far too long (our cold-blooded bodies have a rough time in the winter), but Nikki and I have just been aching to answer some of these winners. Let’s get right to it. For those just now joining us: CM = Conor Morris, a…
[Welcome to a special Thankgiving edition of SPEAKSLEAZY, where resident relationship/love goddess Nikki Lanka shares her knowledge of how to survive the holidays in the best and sleaziest way possible.] In the very back of my mind, I have a vague memory of when Thanksgiving was just a day for all my older relatives to…
Hey dudes, thanks for checking in for the sixth edition of Speaksleazy, the column for nothing’s-off-limits questions about relationships, sex and other weird junk. We apologize for being on hiatus for a few weeks — semesters suck and Conor got mono after making out with too many hot babes and Nikki sprained her foot while…
[Welcome to a special edition of SPEAKSLEAZY, where editor-in-chief Holly Coletta pretends she knows things about relationships and gives advice about flirting via Facebook.] I’d love to be wined and dined just as much as the next girl, but let’s get real: those days of “conventional” dating habits are dead. In their place is a…
Hello, readers! And say “hello” to the fifth edition of Speaksleazy, Speakeasy’s semi-infamous relationship advice column curated by assistant managing editor Conor Morris and campus buzz editor Nikki Lanka. This week we’ve once again got plenty of incredibly flattering questions from our wonderful readers. Let’s get right into it. As usual, CM = Conor Morris…
Welcome to Speaksleazy edition number four, where Conor Morris and Nikki Lanka answer everything you’ve ever wanted to know plus more about love, life and boners. We can’t believe you guys are still reading this. You know the drill. CM = Conor, NL = Nikki. — 1. From Joenonymous, “Speaksleazy, I need your help. Two days nights ago, I was…
