Stop being a nerd and start rolling your own cigarettes

Editor’s note: Speakeasy Magazine does not endorse the consumption of tobacco products. Stay in school, kids. It’s 2 a.m., and you’re on the back porch of some furniture-less shanty of a house. You’re chatting up a comely young lush, “hitting it off,” as it were. You’re both liberally imbibed. Chances are, one of you is going…