Walking on eggshells: An open letter to Justin Bieber

Biebs, we need to talk. Listen, I’ve been watching the news, reading the blogs, I’ve even had full-blown class discussions on your current situation. And they aren’t good things. Starting 2014 with a scandal that they’re now calling “egg-gate” and in light of your recent arrest, you’ve managed to cause over $20,000 in damages to…