Bobcats share their worst “Shitsgiving” nightmares

Thanksgiving, a holiday centered around gratitude, family and food. What more could a Bobcat ask for? Not much. There is, however, plenty a Bobcat would definitely not ask for. Check out the “Shitsgiving Nightmare” five of your fellow bobcats concocted this holiday season! 1. “Sobriety,” said Tara Joyce, a sophomore. Because if you’re not guzzling…

A Speaksleazy guide to surviving Thanksgiving

[Welcome to a special Thankgiving edition of SPEAKSLEAZY, where resident relationship/love goddess Nikki Lanka shares her knowledge of how to survive the holidays in the best and sleaziest way possible.] In the very back of my mind, I have a vague memory of when Thanksgiving was just a day for all my older relatives to…